If I were Verizon I would hate me!!! If you have read the Janet Evanovich books featuring Stephanie Plum than you know that she (Stephanie) has bad luck with cars. Well, I have the same luck with cell phones (my car is great!).
So today I was walking from a school building to my car. It was pouring down rain, so I had my jacket on, and my umbrella up (which didn't do much good, I was still soaked through). My phone was in my purse. My purse got soaked, as did my phone. I have wimpy phones. My phone died! Poor phone. Poor me, with no phone today!
When I got home I took it apart and wiped everything down, hoping to dry it out. Still didn't work, so I used my hair dryer. And still no dice! What is up with my phone luck??? What is God trying to teach me, that cell phones are evil??? It has been hours now, and my phone is officially dead. So sad!
So tomorrow (Sunday) I get to get in my little Blue Bullet and drive 41 miles west to Roanoke to visit my nearest Verizon dealer and make them (politely with charm but being firm) give me another replacement phone. This phone is basically new, it shouldn't have malfunctioned. It did get wet, but it was in my purse! I got wetter than my phone, and I am not broken!!!! ARGH!!!! It is a waste of a day. Tomorrow I should be focusing on doing homework, but it will take most of the afternoon to go to Roanoke and come back. So tonight I need to be a good girl and work on my paper. At least I had the foresight to throw together my project for Tuesday already.
I will keep you updated, but as off right now I'm phone less. Now I know I'm going to Raleigh on Thursday and I could wait till then, but I need to get ahold of some of those people before I just show up, and I need a phone to do that!
So, yes if I was Verizon I would just give me an unbreakable phone, something that would survive belonging to an active Seal team, because just maybe it might have a chance of surviving me!
BAH HUMBUG!!!!
-JLK/PRT-
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